Cassán (cassanlynx) wrote in abbyziva,

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Fic: Girly Problems (Ziva/Abs), PG 13

Title: Girly problems
Rating: PG13
Category: Romance, Humor
Genre: Femslash, hints on het
Pairing: Abby Sciuto/Ziva David
Summary: Just a bit of girly talk…
Spoilers: Light references to 3.03 MindGames, 3.12 Boxed In and 3.17 Ravenous.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: silliness
A/N: Um. This is a bit random.

Girly problems


Neither Tony nor Tim turn as they follow Gibbs out of the lab. Ziva does. Reluctantly. If you let Gibbs wait too long he gets impatient. And Abby sometimes… well she actually does look like she needs someone to talk to.

“What’s wrong?”

“I need your help.”


“Well you know… those days… right?”


“Pretty annoying at times.”

She nods. Refrains from saying ‘Tell me about it’. Rather annoying. Especially that time when she was forced to endure a whole day locked up with Tony… Abby looks at her expectantly.


“But it’s good to have them on a regular basis, right?”

Just why did she stay? Gibbs sure has important work for them to do. And she doesn’t like the way Abby’s eyes shift to the ground. At all.

“Um. Yes?”

“Well I have a little problem…”

“Shouldn’t you be having this conversation with someone else?”


The father? Oh. Abby doesn’t even have to say it.

“How many possibilities?”

Abs sighs. Rests her head on her hands.

“A few.”

“Anyone I know?”

Abby Sciuto actually bites her lip. It’d be funny. In most other situations.

“Well uh…”


Abby shrugs.


“And Tony?”

Abby shrugs. Nods.


“Who else?”

“Well Ducky...”

She almost chokes. Coughs. There’s something so… ‘that’s completely normal’ about Abby’s voice that makes it hard to breathe.

“Oh and Jimmy.”


“It was a one time thing. Michelle knows. Pretty stupid. But you know those parties when…”

Actually Ziva can’t remember going to any party that made her drunk enough to sleep with someone she didn’t want to have sex with before she got drunk. But Abby isn’t exactly… picky…

“And… and what do you think most likely?”

“Well Gibbs, of course.”

“You didn’t…”


“Sleep with…”

“Why does that surprise you more than Jimmy? Or Ducky?”


Abby smirks. And suddenly she’s trapped in one of those hugs that feel like the vampire will never let go again.

“You know… there’s someone I’d still need for my collection though…”

“What are you…”

But she can’t continue when she feels Abby’s lips pressed against her own. And she’s suddenly aware that the vampire is quite a bit taller than she is. And quite a big stronger than she thought. She manages to push her off anyway. Not that it doesn’t feel good. But nobody touches her without permission. Well not like that. Abby always hugs her without asking if she may.

She traps Abby’s hands.

“So what were you thinking?”

“Just playing games.”

“You kissed me.”

“Yeah. Is that a problem?”

Actually it’s not. It’s just not good manners to kiss without making eye contact first to see if it’s okay with the other.

“You should have…”

Ah screw it. And she kisses her. Hard, firmly, passionately. Cause the girl sure can kiss. But there’s no way she’s gonna win this little game. And then her brain kicks in and tells her that they should move it to Abs’ office. Cause someone coming in now? Not so good.

Abby follows her willingly. Smirks down at her, hands already back on her face.

“So loved your reaction.”


“Well that I might have had sex with all those guys… and you know the pregnant thing… you’re almost as much fun as DiNozzo.”


Abby grins at her. And pulls her in for another kiss. Payback’s a bitch. But after all those years of training she’s knows that revenge is the most fun if you wait until your victim is entirely unsuspecting before you strike. And she will. But for now Abby’s tongue feels quite good in her mouth. And those pigtails are way too much fun to play with…
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